teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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Posted on 07.21.14. at 10:07PM :: Comments :: 34971 Notes

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Posted on 07.21.14. at 10:01PM :: Comments :: 21756 Notes

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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Posted on 07.21.14. at 6:00PM :: Comments :: 31088 Notes

(Source: sh0wstoppah)

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Posted on 07.18.14. at 9:42PM :: Comments :: 619551 Notes

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is eight years old, she’s got pink cheeks that her grandmother calls chubby. She wants a second cookie but her aunt says “you’ll get huge if you keep eating.” She wants a dress and the woman in the changing room says “she’ll probably need a large in that.” She wants to have dessert and her waiter says “After all that dinner you just had? You must be really hungry!” and her parents laugh.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is eleven and she is picked second-to-last in gym class. She watches a cartoon and sees that everyone who is annoying is drawn with a big wide body, all sweaty and panting. At night she dreams she is swelling like the ocean over seabeds. When she wakes up, she skips school.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is thirteen and her friends are stick-thin ballerinas with valleys between their hipbones. She is instead developing the wide curves of her mother. She says she is thick but her friends argue that she’s “muscular” and for some reason this hurts worse than just admitting that she jiggles when she walks and she’ll never be a dancer. Eating seconds of anything feels like she’s breaking some unspoken rule. The word “indulgent” starts to go along with “food.”

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is fourteen and she has stopped drinking soda and juice because they bloat you. She always takes the stairs. She fidgets when she has to sit still. Whenever she goes out for ice cream, she leaves half at the bottom - but someone else always leaves more and she feels like she’s falling. She pretends to like salad more than she does. She feels eyes burrowing through her body while she eats lunch. Kate Moss tells her nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, but she just feels like she is wilting.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is fifteen the first time her father says “you’re getting gaunt.” She rolls her eyes. She eats one meal a day but thinks she stays the same size. Every time she picks up a brownie she thinks of the people she sees on t.v. and every time she has cake, she thinks of the one million magazine articles on restricting calories. She used to have no idea a flat stomach was supposed to be beautiful until she saw advice on how to achieve it. She cuts back on everything. She controls. They tell her she’s getting too thin but she doesn’t believe it.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is sixteen and tearing herself into shreds in order for a thigh gap big enough to hush the screams in her head. She doesn’t “indulge,” ever. She can’t go out with friends, they expect her to eat. She damns her sweet tooth directly to hell. It’s coffee for breakfast and tea for lunch and if there’s dance that evening, two cups of water and then maybe an apple. She lies all the time until she thinks the words will rot her teeth. She dreams about food when she sleeps. Her aunt begs her to eat anything, even just a small cookie. They say, “One bite won’t make you fat, will it, darling?”

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is seventeen and too sick to go to prom because she can’t stand up for very long. She thinks she wouldn’t look good in a dress anyway. Her nails are blue and not because they are painted. Her hair is too thin to do anything with. She’s tired all the time and always distracted. She once absently mentions the caloric value of grapes to the boy she is with and he looks at her like she’s gone insane and in that moment she realizes most people don’t have numbers constantly scrolling in their heads. She swallows hard and tries to figure out where it all went wrong, why more than a granola bar for a meal makes her feel sick, why she tastes disease and courts with death. She misses sleep. She misses being able to dream. She misses being herself instead of just being empty.

A FAT LITTLE GIRL
is twenty and writes poetry and is a healthy weight and still fights down the voices every single day. She puts food in her mouth and sometimes cries about it but more and more often feels good, feels balanced. Her cheeks are pink and they are chubby and soft and no longer growing slight fur. Her hair is long and it is beautiful. She still picks herself apart in the mirror, but she’s starting to get better about it. She wears the dress she likes even if it only fits her in a large and she doesn’t feel like a failure for it. She is falling in love with the fat on her hips.

She is eating out with friends and not worrying about finding the lowest calorie item on the menu when she hears a mother tell her four year old daughter “You can’t have ice cream, we just had dinner.
You don’t want to end up as a fat little girl.”

Why do we constantly do this to our children? /// r.i.d (via inkskinned)

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Posted on 07.18.14. at 12:59PM :: Comments :: 258481 Notes

cesspit:

sooo… whats a fair price or a juri 08 these days? are they still hyped?

They are still going for quite a bit. If you do sell her I am ALL over that! She’s my grail x 10000000000.

Via: cesspit Op: cesspit

Posted on 07.16.14. at 5:54PM :: Comments :: 4 Notes


thelifeofmyferrets:

I was playing with “Fluffer” but Charlie is letting me know that toy is his.

Ferrets are possessive.

Via: fuckyeahferrets Op: thelifeofmyferrets

Posted on 07.11.14. at 3:53PM :: Comments :: 48 Notes


submissivefeminist:

That time on Degrassi when I actually really loved the smack-down.

(Source: degrassinostalgia)

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Posted on 07.09.14. at 4:02PM :: Comments :: 103131 Notes

the-best-of-funny:

ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.


brush me

"what is your cutie mark?""The fuck should i know I don’t care"

x

the-best-of-funny:

ewari:

gaypee:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

image

brush me

"what is your cutie mark?"

"The fuck should i know I don’t care"

x

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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Posted on 07.08.14. at 2:02PM :: Comments :: 159526 Notes

Anonymous said: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

kikinickmc:

ctron164:

torisoulphoenix:

scarlettmd5:

sej1997:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

This. Is. Awesome!

Bravo! You are a catch!

Perfect!!!!!!

image

THIS is proper behavior !!! Bless you sir !!

Bless this post and this guy is a proper gentleman!

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Posted on 07.07.14. at 11:47PM :: Comments :: 27797 Notes

tumblingbookshelves said: Your pictures make me extremely sad ferrets aren't allowed as pets in California

the-book-ferret:

I agree! It makes me sad too because he’s such a great pet! A friend of mine who has had ferrets in the past said it’s mainly because there are wild ferrets in California and when ridiculously domesticated fuzzbutts like mine (and most ferrets sold as pets) get loose and mate with wild ferrets, the results aren’t great. They want to keep what little population of ferrets there are in the wild from becoming too tame! Maybe someday you’ll live somewhere you can have a cute fuzzbutt of your own! :)

They aren’t legal here but loads of people have them, including myself. They even sell cages and ferret specific supplies in the pet stores around here. When I asked them why, they said “Because we know people still have them.”

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Posted on 07.04.14. at 1:00AM :: Comments :: 6 Notes


aspergersissues:

rayvenloaf:

I’m going to be completely honest here and say i wish this man had been my father if he was going to just actually tell me the truth like this.

This is the best life lessons I’ve ever heard from a single human being. I wish my parents had taught me half of this.

(Source: opencult)

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Posted on 07.04.14. at 12:51AM :: Comments :: 529617 Notes

arabellesicardi:

honestly if you can’t carry yourself and your dreams don’t expect anyone else to do it for you…..i get so weirded out by people who tell me they’re scared about going after their dreams. i’m not going to fake you out and tell you you’ll do great if you already are convinced you’re going to fail before you bother to start. nobody has to ride for you except for you. believe in yourself or go home. start some shit. nobody is going to wait for you.

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Posted on 07.01.14. at 11:52PM :: Comments :: 650 Notes

I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it. Audrey Hepburn (via congeed)

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Posted on 06.29.14. at 6:38PM :: Comments :: 65857 Notes

miss-sumisu:

hookedonhealth:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS


^^^

but especially fuck you

miss-sumisu:

hookedonhealth:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

^^^

but especially fuck you

Via: miss-sumisu Op: rapunzelie

Posted on 06.27.14. at 4:05PM :: Comments :: 194254 Notes