I think everyone needs this on their blog OMG!!!! Will you look at that??
I AM GOING TO CUDDLE A COW
Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.
for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:
and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.
So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped
and that was my first gay experience
if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore
If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book.
what a time to be alive
This just made my night. xD
ok so I was reading about the tv series Hannibal when I found this. this is the hannibal that deserves a tv series let’s be real
kelly rowland texting her boyfriend via microsoft excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
LOLOLOL DICK SNAKE
I like when as soon as I’m starting to get comfortable speaking in a group of people and my anxiety is beginning to fade and someone has to point out some stupid thing I do. thanks ill stop talking and go back to my corner okayand then later someone comments about how antisocial I am. what?!
Forms in Nature by Hilden Diaz is a light sculpture that casts shadows resembling tree branches on the surrounding walls.
denies all marriage proposals unless they’re one of these
Engagement rings done right
Some of them I don’t know and now I has a sad
IS THAT A FUCKING D20